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Roast My Site
Paste your URL and get a brutally honest, AI-powered roast of your website. Funny, accurate, and surprisingly useful.
3 roasts per hour · 5 follow-up messages · Powered by AI, calibrated by behavioral science
Paste your URL and get a brutally honest, AI-powered roast of your website. Funny, accurate, and surprisingly useful.
3 roasts per hour · 5 follow-up messages · Powered by AI, calibrated by behavioral science
Three steps. Zero mercy. Real insights hiding behind every joke.
Our AI reads every page, service, price, and FAQ on your website. It finds what is there, what is missing, and what is making visitors leave.
A brutally honest, surprisingly funny critique of everything wrong with your website. No sugar-coating. Every joke contains a real insight about what is costing you customers.
Say "roast harder" for more punishment. Ask "how do I fix that?" for real advice. The roast comedian reads the room and adjusts on the fly.
The roast covers everything a visitor notices in the first 10 seconds on your site, and everything they leave because of.
Vague descriptions
"We provide quality services." Cool. So does everyone.
Missing contact info
If visitors cannot find your phone number, they will find your competitor's.
No pricing
Mystery pricing does not build trust. It builds bounce rates.
Generic stock photos
Your website looks like a template because it is one.
Buried call-to-action
If the next step is not obvious, visitors will make up their own: leaving.
Outdated content
Nothing says "we are still in business" like a blog post from 2019.
No social proof
Zero reviews, zero testimonials, zero trust. Visitors do the math.
Too many services
A business that does 37 things does zero of them convincingly.
The roast is powered by the same technology that helps businesses convert visitors into customers. It reads your reactions in real time and adjusts its approach mid-conversation. If you are laughing, it goes harder. If you push back, it gets constructive. It is the only website roast that reads the room.
Adapts in real time
Detects whether you are amused or defensive and adjusts the tone automatically.
Specific, not generic
Every joke references something real from your site. No filler, no recycled one-liners.
Funny and useful
Ask "how do I fix this?" and the comedian drops the act and gives you real advice.
A preview of what you are in for. Real roasts from real websites (anonymized, obviously).
“Your hero section says 'Welcome to our website.' Groundbreaking. Truly. Your competitors are shaking. Your contact form is buried three clicks deep, which is great if you are trying to hide from customers. On the bright side, at least your hours are listed. That puts you ahead of 40% of the sites I see.”
“You list 23 services on one page with zero descriptions for any of them. Are you a plumber or a life coach? I genuinely cannot tell. The good news? Your location page actually has a real address and not just 'serving the greater area.' That is a low bar, but you cleared it.”
“Your site loads like it is powered by a hamster on a wheel. By the time the page finishes rendering, your visitor has already called your competitor, scheduled an appointment, and left a five-star review. But your logo is nice. I will give you that.”
Yes. No sign-up, no credit card, no catch. Paste a URL, get roasted. We built this because it is fun and it shows off what our AI can do.
The roast targets your website, never you personally. It will joke about vague descriptions and missing phone numbers, not about you or your team. Think constructive criticism with a comedy degree.
Absolutely. Say 'roast harder' or 'what else is wrong' and it will dig deeper. Say 'how do I fix that' and it switches to giving real, actionable advice.
We scan every page of your website, extract your services, hours, pricing, FAQs, and descriptions, then analyze what is missing, vague, or likely driving visitors away. The roast is specific to your site, not generic jokes.
Yes. Hit the share button after the roast and it will generate a link your friends can use to get their own site roasted. Sharing is how this tool goes viral, so we encourage it.
You get 5 follow-up messages to ask questions or request more punishment. After that, we will show you how Mika, our lead conversion platform, can fix what the roast found. No pressure, just an option.
It takes 10 seconds. Your ego might not survive, but your website will be better for it.